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oknope:

you never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you like to do for fun.

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helioscentrifuge:

when i see cuties postin selfies

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reallylameblog:

reallylameblog:

Also my first kiss was soooooo messy and not cute or romantic in the slightest I don’t remember his name or what he looked like it was at a party in the dark and he sucked at kissing so i walked away

It was also against a wall and don’t drop that thun thun thun was blasting in the background

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maryalke:

What kind of glasses are these?!
in court
  • judge: sir, where were you at 4:20pm last sunday
  • me: well you see sir i was just blazin some dank ass kush
  • my lawyer: same
  • me: same
  • judge: same
  • police: same
  • obama: same
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sadeon:

if your girlfriend is cold, be a gentleman. put her in the oven for 40 minutes on 350. check often and serve plain or with white gravy

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reallylameblog:

*kisses my own forehead* goodnight, you Sexey fucking ass hole

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oreoofficial:

oreoofficial:

my phone went from 80% to 6% and it shut down im so confused

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zillatamer:

letterstogodptiii:

tea-books-and-blankets:

yaygocats:

discomplete:

“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography

“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.

“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy 

“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book

a pop up book

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