swiggity-bomb-diggity

cabbage!!

killbenedictcumberbatch:

beemovieruinedmylife:

ohm YGOD

jesus fucking christ who let jerry seinfeld write a kids movie

(Source: fuck-yeah-dreamworks, via officialwhitegirls)

ygfamilyy:

T.O.P for Vogue (Nov) Magazine #1!

noose:

i am craving human contact but only want it from one human

(via themovementofsound)

ygfamilyy:

T.O.P for Vogue (Nov) Magazine #2!

arbors:

if i could kiss myself on the forehead i would cause i really need that rn

(via imreallycoolandfriendly)

harrysthefather:

does anyone ever like get all happy bc when u wipe theres no blood and u think your period is over so u stop wearing pads/tampons but then like 3 hours later u go to the bathroom adn u cry bc ur underwear is ruined and u were wrong and betrayed by ur vagina 

(via kawaiiasfuckbitch)

ghiblish:

Spirited Away | Scenery

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ah-shiyt:

dan-will-make-you-howell:

splantamello:

hotaimee:

thiscorpsofbrothers:

splantamello:

hydrogyne:

cute things to call your girlfriend:

  1. sugar
  2. honey
  3. flour
  4. egg
  5. salt

6. 1 tbs of butter

7. stir thoroughly

8. pour into baking pan

9. we forgot to preheat the oven to 375

why would we have to preheat her if she’s already hot

you smooth fucker

(Source: lammergeist, via fake-mermaid)

livealiens:

#brownamericanproblems

(Source: haringtonskits, via officialwhitegirls)

bandaboveall:

Don’t do drugs, kids. Do band. It’s just as addictive and fun to do with friends. It will still ruin your life, but in the best ways possible.

(via bandtothebone)

thatsmoderatelyraven:

the-perks-0f-being-a-cactus:

 

kcesliv-irot:

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this is how my kids will learn the alphebet

….alphabet